The most crucial mantra to keep in mind is "Don't Suggest, Destroy".
Think of that old guideline that when someone asks for volunteers to step forward, you take a step backward. Then think of how you can use this new strategic position to shoot everyone in the back of the head with a crossbow.
Techniques include:
- Agree in a condescending manner
- Repeat someone's idea in a way that makes it sound asinine
- Laugh at someone's idea, then say "Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were joking."
- Use a threatening smile
- Mention successful ideas employed by other companies, to sound like you're contributing without actually having an idea
- Stay awake by subtly punching yourself in the groin below the table
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