Friday, June 5, 2009

Idea 50 - Nerds of Thunder

The "Revenge of the Nerds" movies were cute like baby puke. What masqueraded as a triumphant celebration of nerd pride and defiance was essentially a damned minstrel show. What the creators of those films didn't seem to know is that there is, in fact, a deadly nerd uprising just over the horizon. And when they come, they won't be bringing any damn pocket protectors:

Research scientist Nancy Ritgers took the helm of the hovercraft, pointing it fearlessly at the Normal base. She was neither Hollywood pretty nor comic book cool -- she was a nerd, as homely as both her occupation and social standing implied. And soon she would have her awkward vengeance.

Glen typed furiously at the uplink panel, tearing through Normal access codes like the ragged Kleenex he used to staunch his volcanic acne. Only 16, he grinned through glinting braces as he disabled their stupid Shield Wall, jammed their Neanderthalian communications, and imagined what cupping a female breast might feel like.

Meanwhile, Normal commander Dirk McPerfect was just getting drunk and talking about stupid sports or something. His lieutenants were probably just like "Duh, duh, duh" and laughing at all his stupid jokes. And the Nerds didn't even care that all the hot girls were in there, they were even dumber than Dirk McDickface and the Nerds were gonna figure out how to make hot clone girls after they wiped the planet clean of these inferior Normal fools.

Then, huge explosions.

I should have mentioned this earlier, but this entry was co-authored by my cousin's son Benjamin.

No comments:

Post a Comment