Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Step 17: Respond To Antonio Scarpacci's Tear-Inducing Comment on Step 16

Antonio Scarpacci, you are like an angel with a longer name. You are a tiny golden buoy in a stale, tepid, waveless ocean of silence and worry.

As for your suggestion of using celebrity-related things as content on this doomed site... shit, as for anything, I'm not sure it's worth it. But celebrities have been porked to death by every other site on the web. I could redirect this URL to the TMZ or Perez Whateverthefuck, but then I'll only be giving them the gentle push/eyeballs they need to get their own book deals.

I'm not gone, people. I have a hollow tree near my house that I call my Quiet Tree, or just "Tree". I'm going there now. I hope to see you when I emerge. It will probably be in about 2.5 hours.


  1. I'm just saying, who wouldn't want to know what celebrity they share pooping habits with?

    As for me being a golden angel buoy? I am just a lonely cab driver from Nantucket trying to get through the winter without hanging myself. Nantucket in the winter time is more dead than this blog. You're probably getting more traffic than our airport.

  2. You need not refer to your alias, Antonio. Make it your own treasured Army blanket. Use it, or lose it.

    The Tree speaks to me. The answers are coming. I know it.

  3. I have a few comments.

    1. You look retarded in your profile picture. I'm sorry for using such a harsh word (and I know your picture is meant to be funny), but you really look like a retarded person. You should know this.

    2. We never got to see the "After" photo from your haircut. I've been eagerly anticipating the results. Come on. What the f**k?

    3. I know you don't do sketch comedy anymore, but I'd like to see a sketch where guys have battles (like in 8 mile), but in this sketch they're singing instead of rapping. Can you go ahead and do that and post it on your blog?