Step 18: Update The People On Step 14

NEWS: GivMABDers seem to really be responding to Step 14, which regarded the idea of publishing horribly uninteresting bullshit about my plodding daily life. Here goes!!!

So, about my haircut -- you wouldn't believe it, I ALMOST MISSED MY APPOINTMENT AGAIN!! Ahhhh, work!!! Why does it have to be so much work, right??? I feel like Cathy.

But my hair lady Nikki was totally cool about it, she's great. Okay, no more ado: here's where we were 3 days ago:



And here's the new cut!!




Admittedly it's a little lifeless because there's not enough product or natural body oils in it, but I think she nailed it again. And I'm considering running ad banners on my forehead. I'm just kidding. Hit me back with comments (but only good ones. I'm just kidding).

Step 17: Respond To Antonio Scarpacci's Tear-Inducing Comment on Step 16

Antonio Scarpacci, you are like an angel with a longer name. You are a tiny golden buoy in a stale, tepid, waveless ocean of silence and worry.

As for your suggestion of using celebrity-related things as content on this doomed site... shit, as for anything, I'm not sure it's worth it. But celebrities have been porked to death by every other site on the web. I could redirect this URL to the TMZ or Perez Whateverthefuck, but then I'll only be giving them the gentle push/eyeballs they need to get their own book deals.

I'm not gone, people. I have a hollow tree near my house that I call my Quiet Tree, or just "Tree". I'm going there now. I hope to see you when I emerge. It will probably be in about 2.5 hours.