Idea 14 - Babypocalypse

Everybody loves babies. Lil' cerubic scamps. And everybody loves to speculate about the apocalypse. You say you liked Blindness, the award-winning Jose Saramago masterpiece-turned-feature-film? Compared to this one, that thing reads like Goodnight Moon. Look:

At first, there's widespread joy. Babies spring up en masse out of odd places like car mufflers and sink drains. They're playful and abundant, and we all rejoice in this time of infant plenty. Then they stop aging, feeling pain, needing food, cooing, and being susceptable to physical harm of any kind. And their numbers quadruple every day. The planet is lousy with newborns.

All they do is eat everything that's not tied down, shit oddly cube-shaped nuggets of toxic waste, and cry like they've been left outside in a thunderstorm.

Everybody goes bonkers. Goodbye, society.

This might be the most original idea that's ever happened. Viral marketing opportunity: wrap the walls of nurseries with funhouse mirrors that make it look like there's infinite babies, like in Enter The Dragon.

People will flip out. And buy the crap out if the book. Watch out!

Step Ten: Porn Y/N

So I've been getting assaulted with awesome feedback and hot site activity ever since I blasted my contacts with the news of GMABD's existence. It's all been hugely positive, although some people have been confused or dismissively confused. I'll be adding an FAQ area shortly.

One big vein of suggestions has been about P0Rn. Many people think I should include it as an easy way to draw traffic. Here's where I crowd-source the fuck out of things: I've opened that question up to all you loyal GMABDers out there -- check out the poll on the right that I just figured out how to make.