Step 16: Panic, Plunge Into Crippling Despair and Self-Destruction

What's wrong with me? What the fuck am I doing? This whole thing is a fucking joke, except it's on me. I'm like a child, but stupider. Fuck.

It would be easy to blame my wife for coming up with this idea and then encouraging/subliminally pressuring me to actually write the damn thing. So I will.

If it was possible to puke on a blog, then burn it to the ground, that's what I would do.

If you can think of a way to make this crapheap worth anyone's time, comment away. But don't say porn, for god's sake. It's childish, and what am I gonna do, publish videos in this farcical book? Porn flipbooks? What is this, 1815? Or maybe some "erotic literature"? Please. Get real.

Step Ten: Porn Y/N

So I've been getting assaulted with awesome feedback and hot site activity ever since I blasted my contacts with the news of GMABD's existence. It's all been hugely positive, although some people have been confused or dismissively confused. I'll be adding an FAQ area shortly.

One big vein of suggestions has been about P0Rn. Many people think I should include it as an easy way to draw traffic. Here's where I crowd-source the fuck out of things: I've opened that question up to all you loyal GMABDers out there -- check out the poll on the right that I just figured out how to make.

Step Nine: Unleash The Thunder

Okay, I just emailed pretty much everybody I know about this explosive blogging project, and also added it to my Facebook in a bunch of places. Get ready.

For the overwhelming hordes that have just arrived at this site: yes, you can comment freely and often (as opposed to emailing me, as it's less work for me to then cut/paste/publish your feedback, and I'd also like to keep this email address open for book deal offers.)

You're part of it, everybody! Get excited!

Step Two: Gain An Audience

Hmmm. Tough one. I'll definitely be word-of-mouthing it with a vengeance, emailing everybody I know, and hitting the Facebook like a fucking wrecking ball. But my contacts can only take me so far, and they'll probably ignore me anyway. They lack vision.

I've got to capture the imagination of other bloggers. Wish me luck.

Step One: Create Blog

Like everybody else, I've been trying to figure out how to make thousands of dollars on the internet. But how?!!?

Lots of people make internet money by getting book deals based on their blogs. BINGO.

I can type legibly, so I figure I can probably blog. But what about?

After nearly a week of intermittent thinking, I came up with an idea, with the help of my wife, who sort of was the one who came up with the idea:

The blog will be about my efforts to get a book deal based on this blog.

Money, here I come.