Step 15: Assume Success

At this point, it's pretty obvious that I'm gonna get a book deal in like 10 minutes. The time has come to start designing said book. Let's do this.

First off, the title will be Give Me A Book Deal, The Book About The Blog About My Efforts To Get A Book Deal Based on That Blog. Duh.

The other brilliant thing I came up with is that it'll be two books in one. How?!?!?? You'll be able to read it reverse-chronologically, like the blog, or you can flip it over and read it backwards, i.e. chronologically, so it's more book-like. Like the pages are printed on both sides. I know. That's some sexy value right there.

Publishers, the longer you wait, the higher the price goes. I'm just saying.