Step 26: Satiate Your Need To Know Me

In keeping with the tradition of making things easy for my inevitable book-deal givers, I've decided to write my "About The Author" book-jacket thing ahead if time, i.e. now:

"A distinguished man of letters, the word-artist known only as "I Deserve It" (unless the book dealers want me to reveal my true identity, which I'll do in a flash) is considered by many to be some kind of genius. His tireless and yet hard-work-less efforts to seize this book deal from the clutches of not getting one continue to inspire talentless entrepreneurs everywhere. He lives in an understated yet ostentatious mansion with his wife and hundreds of expensive dogs."

There we go. Another barrier hurdled. You're welcome.

Step 11: Borrow Interest (UPDATED)

Bear in mind, this is all an experiment, but I'm considering providing GiveMABookDers with fun/entertainment FROM OUTSIDE THIS BLOG. I've been entertained by this tactic on other blogs, and I need to start stealing successful ideas.

Such as: this f'ing hysterical commercial -- a finalist for Doritos Superbowl commercial contest -- created by none other than Friend-of-GmeABD Oren Brimer and pals.

So go check out this other person's thing, then give me credit for it. That's how this works.

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UPDATE: It seems that the link to the "hysterical commercial" below isn't driving everyone directly to the commercial in question. I don't have the blogging wherewithal to fix it, but if you follow that link and click the TV, you'll see the 5 finalist videos, and the one you want is called "New Flavor Pitch". I believe that it's worth all the laborious clicking.