Idea 8 - Fun With Wrinkles

Okay, this one's a hip travelogue, like a Sarah Vowell book but a lot more mature and with 100% more sex. Hold on to your reading hats:

I disguise myself as an elderly nudist woman named Deborah and tour the world's most senior-friendly naturalist destinations. Themes explored:

-Nudity
-Perception vs Reality
-Perfectly Understandable Ageism Among Nudists
-Innovations in Latex Disguises
-Old People Doing It

I've never bought the whole idea that nudism isn't at least partly about fucking more than usual. I think they all say that so their colonies don't get overcrowded.