Idea 4 - Hairsasters

Quirky memoir? Why not:

This one'll be an in-depth exploration of all the terrible haircuts I've had over my 30-plus years, which is most of them. It's a perfect hairstorm of bankable irony, retro-nostalgia (many existed in the currently-hot, always-funny 80s), and legitimately therapeutic catharsis/self-help-ism.

Bingo. Gold medal. Best-seller.

Note: as a hysterical bonus, most haircut photos will coincidentally depict me wearing mock turtlenecks.

Step 14: Bullshit? (UPDATED)

One very popular avenue of bloggery I haven't pursued yet is to update my adoring hordes about uninteresting personal bullshit that no one could possibly care about. To me, that stinks like an opportunity. Watch:

I'm getting my hair cut tonight. It's long right now but not crazy long, but I usually wait too long to get it cut but then it gets totally huge and bushy and then I wish I had gotten it cut earlier. So we'll see how it goes. Updates later!!!

Here's how it looks right now:



UPDATE: OMG it turns out I had the wrong date for my haircut appointment, it was totally on Tuesday, and they couldn't fit me in so I have to go back on Wednesday OMG. Stay tuned!!!!?.