Idea 4 - Hairsasters

Quirky memoir? Why not:

This one'll be an in-depth exploration of all the terrible haircuts I've had over my 30-plus years, which is most of them. It's a perfect hairstorm of bankable irony, retro-nostalgia (many existed in the currently-hot, always-funny 80s), and legitimately therapeutic catharsis/self-help-ism.

Bingo. Gold medal. Best-seller.

Note: as a hysterical bonus, most haircut photos will coincidentally depict me wearing mock turtlenecks.